Teacher: Ted, if your father
has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.
Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind,
how do I know the right answer?
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
CIKEPON anak bongsu mummy
i'm trying to upload cikepon's photos.. nape la tak boleh plak.. slow gila pc aku pagi ni. Last week kitaorang (aku, hubby, kida & PIL) pi langkawi.. pegi on 6/12 balik lak 8/12. Singgah bermalam kat taman kaya sebelum dan selepas. On the way back to kl kitaorang singgah cameron highland. Ini kira 1st trip untuk the kids and PIL.
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Hari Jumaat (4/12) sesampai je kat rumah dr opis, hubby bising masa bukak kandang kitties.. their poo bersepah & ada bekas muntah. Tatau sapa punya keja. Ben & Bella cepat2 kluar bila hubby bukak pintu kandang dorang. Cikepon pulak lepak dlm kotak tempat tdor dia. Pelik gak
aku.. lama baru dia kluar. Then melepak je.. tak lama lepas tu dia muntah.. rasanya malam tu je 3-4 kali dia muntah. Then tanak makan. Aku kasi dia minum air guna straw.. shrink ntah ke mana lak pegi. Suruh hubby cari kat farmasipun tak dpt.. masa tu dah malam. Aku kirim masa hubby kluar pi uptown shah alam dgn bebudak & FIL. Hari Sabtupun dia muntah lagi.. so terpaksa le bawak dia balik teping. Ingatkan nak tinggal je kat umah. Dlm kete dia monyok je. Dah nak sampai tol changkat jering dia muntah lagi. Sampai umah, makan.. then bawak dia pi jumpa vet. Masa kat atas meja vet dia muntah lagi.. vet cakap ini banyak teruk.. kita cuba rawat. Tp taktau ada harapan ke tak.. sedih sgt aku masa tu.. dah le dua2 abang dia pun kena cam tu & mati. Cikepon kena jap & dpt 3 botol ubat. Balik umah aku kasi dia minum air byk2 & makan ubat. Besoknya kitaorang ke langkawi.. tak sanggup aku nak tanya emak camne cikepon. On the way balik masa abah call baru aku tanya.. alhamdulillah.. dah boleh jln & mkn sikit. Sampai je kat umah aku terus cari dia..
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Cikepon
Cikepon
Born 7th May 2009 at about 7.30 pm
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With mummy bella, bros & sis..
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